Cadillac b/w Bad Bad Boy by The Renegades (Artone SM 25.288)

This month four non songs that charted in 1965/1966. What is a non song? In essence a song without much substance in both musical and lyrical content. The first one is Cadillac by the Renegades, a Birmingham band, who originally recorded this for Polydor in the UK in late 1964. It was basically a slow version of Vince Taylor's Brand New Cadillac (later covered by such luminaries as The Clash and The Downliners Sect), but without the distinctive guitar riff that made the original so appealing. The Renegades' members, Kim Brown, Dennis Gibson, Ian Mallet and Graham Johnson, just put their name under the composition as if they'd written the song, but if there ever was a case of plagiarism this was one. The Renegades somehow ended up doing a televised show in Finland and became the next beat sensation over there, bigger than The Beatles. Cadillac became a #1 hit in Finland. Strangely enough their record didn't start selling outside Finland until Swedish band The Shamrocks had covered it and they hit the Swedish Top 10. Backed by record company Polydor the Shamrocks' version started selling in Germany, Belgium and The Netherlands, although the Renegades' version was far superior. A series of cover versions of the cover version (Shamrocks covered Renegades) of the cover version (Renegades covered Vince Taylor) followed by Dutch band The Phantoms, Swedish band The Hep Stars (with Benny from Abba on organ) and Dutch band De Maskers, who arguably had the best version called Brand New Cadillac, probably not because they were aware of Vince Taylor's original, but because they'd already released an instrumental called Cadillac. But their version was not helped by the fact that they were on the same label -Artone- as The Renegades.
Rating: ****

Balla Balla b/w Ju Ju Hand by The Rainbows (CBS 2117)

Of the four non songs here this is the ultimate non song of the 60's. It was "composed" by producer Horst Lippok who had German band The Rainbows record it. Like with Cadillac a series of covers followed. Of those covers the version by Chubby Checker and Dutch band De Maskers was the most interesting. When Checker was confronted with the song he was about to record, he was apparently appalled by the non song level of the composition and decided to write some extra verses to get the song out of the non song category. He didn't succeed, but his version is the best of the bunch. Manchester beat band The Scorpions (not to be confused with the Battersea instrumental combo or the later German 'Wind of Change' hard rockers) made an absolute mess of it. But ultimately to make a non song even more of a non event was an achievement in itself, so their version should be regarded "the most successful".
Rating: **

Hanky Panky b/w Thunderbolt by Tommy James & the Shondells (Roulette RL 45.232)

Third non song is Hanky Panky by Tommy James & the Shondells. Strangely out of place American rock & roll from the pre-Beatles era when it was a hit in 1965. But it made sense since this was recorded early 1964 by a 16-year old Tommy James and his Shondells when some American bands were not aware yet that The Beatles had changed rock music forever. By the time Hanky Panky became a hit the Shondells had long since broken up and did not wish to rejoin Tommy. James then hired a Pittsburgh band named The Raconteurs to become the "new" Shondells. Hanky Panky was a Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich song, which was originally recorded by The Raindrops, but it was not much of a song. A simple twelve-bar relying heavily on the My baby does the Hanky Panky repetitiveness.
*

Don't ha ha b/w Nashville Special by Casey Jones & the Governors (Golden 12 G12/27)

The 4th of these non songs is Don't ha ha by Casey Jones & the Governors. Brian Casser had been Cass of the Casanovas in Liverpool and Casey Jones of the Engineers in London, at one time having such Engineers in his band as Eric Clapton and Tom McGuinness. He went to Germany and called his band "Casey Jones & the Governors". He had a hit with Huey "Piano" Smith's Don't you just know it in a stripped down beat version under the title of Don't ha ha that heavily relied on the "Ha ha ha" question & answer game.
**